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Research for this article was a team effort.

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First question about your lost loved one: how awesome do I look in this tux?

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"Teamwork! Amiright, Luxor? Gimme five!"

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You may be an ugly duckling now, but some day you'll blossom into a beautiful divorced chemistry teacher.

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Hey Steve: Next time, instead of actually buying a chainsaw, maybe just write up a sign that says "No Chainsaws."

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"Hey, neat trick! Can I get up now?"

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"I know there's plenty of room, but do you think I could sit on his lap anyway?"

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Honestly if they're not gonna bite off the Pop Tart edges before it gets to me I'm not interested.

Also: my co-blogger Matt is asking if there will be a version filled with ground beef?

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He's nuts for nature.

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I once ate 17 baked potatoes in a row. #A-chive-ments

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