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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy… Or Short

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 10, 2012 at 1:00PM

This is how Tom Cruise shoots all of his movies. No seriously, it is.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

apple

applebox

box

driver

embarrassing

LOL

photo

race

short

tall

It's Almost The Weekend!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 10, 2012 at 11:00AM

We'll get through this last day together.

[via Funny Pictures]

Tags: 

boy

cute

dog

Friday

kid

scratch

He's Not Balding..

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 10, 2012 at 10:00AM

It's just the only way God can see if he's lined up.

[via I am Bored]

Tags: 

bald

god

guy

hair

haircut

hairline

line

Hold My Leg, Grandma

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 9, 2012 at 5:00PM

You can't just give her three sheep and send her on her way anymore.

[via IHC]

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ass

duck face

grandma

pic

picture

pose

Diner Furniture Is His Kryptonite

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 9, 2012 at 3:00PM

Come on, kid. We don't need another Superman who can't feel his neck.

[via IHC]

Tags: 

chair

head

idiot

kid

stuck

superman

Oh, Are Those Beats By Dre?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 9, 2012 at 2:00PM

That haircut cost him $300.

[via The Chive]

She's The Neighborhood Bike

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 9, 2012 at 1:00PM

Make sure you wear a helmet. On both heads.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

bicycle

fail. bike

handlebars

head

helmet

tattoo

wtf

Absolutely Nothing Can Go Wrong Here

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 9, 2012 at 11:00AM

Ever help a friend move all the way to heaven?

[via The Chive]

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bad idea

couch

ladder

moving

window

Next Time You're At The Store..

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 9, 2012 at 10:00AM

You see, this right here is how a guy becomes a gentleman.

[via Izismile]

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cleaner

gentleman

guy

kleener

LOL

product

soap

weener

wiener

The Olympics Are Inspirational

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 8, 2012 at 5:00PM

Every four years, for two weeks, I stop whatever I'm doing to watch TV.

[via imgur]

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gym

inspirational

olympics

tv

watch

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