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Time To Get Organized

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 9, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's great because  you can really SEE everything you shove up your vagina.

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Might Be Time To Turn Over

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 9, 2014 at 3:00PM

She knows she's done when the tiny little thermometer pops out of her ass.

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'I Don't Get Why I'm Not Losing Weight'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 9, 2014 at 2:00PM

Also, a McFlurry is a great post-pilates snack.

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Let's Party!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 9, 2014 at 1:00PM

Look, if a baby can get a pack of smokes with that tiny claw, then he earned them.

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This Painting From The 1940s Is Michael Cera

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 9, 2014 at 11:00AM

Some say it's George Michael and Maeby's love child, I say it's just Michael Cera looking beautiful in a dress.

Remember when we discovered Nicholas Cage was a vampire? That was a fun day.

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Extremely Personalized Plates

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 9, 2014 at 10:00AM

Gross, man. You like the Buffalo Bills?!

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