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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

As They Say: 'Fight Fire With The Hits Of Billy Joel'

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 30, 2013 at 6:00PM

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"You're fired!"-The Fire Department

"You're hired!"-The London Philharmonic

[via Break]

Oh Good, I Thought It Was Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 30, 2013 at 4:00PM

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It makes more sense when her pet chimp is with her.

[via People of Walmart]

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10 Tattoos With Typos To Make You Feel Better About Your Life

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 30, 2013 at 3:00PM

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TATangle

Sure, you've made some silly mistakes in your life. You threw a bunch of money into Beanie Babies and Lehman Brothers. A year ago today you predicted we'd all be saying "President Romney" and people wouldn't be sick of Gotye. But hey, unlike the folks in this post, at least those horrible slip-ups aren't permanently enshrined on your body.

Want to see more pictures of the web's worst tattoos with typos, or "Tat-Typos"? Sure ya do! Click below. more...

You'll Definitely Get A Boyfriend Now

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 30, 2013 at 2:00PM

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"Yeah no it looks great, I guess I was just hoping for more of a 'radish'."

[via Acid Cow]

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He's Single, Ladies

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 30, 2013 at 11:00AM

skidmark

If you have to shit your pants, you could at least have the decency to wear a belt.

[via Izismile]

I Hate When Oprah Makes My Lunches

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 30, 2013 at 10:00AM

moneysandwich

"I said I wanted cheese, not cheddar."

[via The Chive]

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Hey Katie, Need Me To Pull Over?

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 6:00PM

carpuke

Two things that don't mix: white cars and alcoholic friends.

[via Break]

Oh, My Mom Got This For Me

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Figures he'd sit next to the pink curtains.

[via Evil Milk]

I'll Get The Next One

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 1:00PM

slaughter bus

This photo takes place in the future when we finally figure out what to do with poor people who ride the bus.

[via Imgur]

Excuse Me, Sir? You're About To Die.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 12:00PM

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It's bad luck to walk under a ladder and have someone fall on your head.

[via Break]

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