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I'd say hello back, but I haven't read your sign OR made eye contact.

[via I am Bored]

Hey women, how does it feel being obsolete?

[via The Chive]

Research for this article was a team effort.

[via Break, The Stranger]

First question about your lost loved one: how awesome do I look in this tux?

[via eehouls]

"Teamwork! Amiright, Luxor? Gimme five!"

[via LiveLeak]

You may be an ugly duckling now, but some day you'll blossom into a beautiful divorced chemistry teacher.

[via Acid Cow]

Hey Steve: Next time, instead of actually buying a chainsaw, maybe just write up a sign that says "No Chainsaws."

[via Izismile]

"Hey, neat trick! Can I get up now?"

[via Break]

"I know there's plenty of room, but do you think I could sit on his lap anyway?"

[via Izismile]

Honestly if they're not gonna bite off the Pop Tart edges before it gets to me I'm not interested.

Also: my co-blogger Matt is asking if there will be a version filled with ground beef?

[via Huffington Post]