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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

I Bet He's Dreaming About Owning A Car

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

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"I know there's plenty of room, but do you think I could sit on his lap anyway?"

[via Izismile]

Goes Great With A Bacon Ranch Burger

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 23, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Honestly if they're not gonna bite off the Pop Tart edges before it gets to me I'm not interested.

Also: my co-blogger Matt is asking if there will be a version filled with ground beef?

[via Huffington Post]

From Here, You Can See Everything

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 23, 2013 at 1:00PM

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He's nuts for nature.

[via The Chive]

Uhh, The Correct Spelling Is 'Belieb'

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 23, 2013 at 11:00AM

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I once ate 17 baked potatoes in a row. #A-chive-ments

[via Acid Cow]

Feelin' Down? Black Arnold Will Cheer You Up.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 23, 2013 at 10:00AM

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I'm not saying all black guys look alike, I'm just saying they all look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[via Unique Daily]

I Wonder How Much Child Support This Cost

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 22, 2013 at 6:00PM

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This really puts my Sally Jesse RAV-4-el to shame.

[via The Clearly Dope]

SAY IT LAUD, SAY IT PRAUD

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 22, 2013 at 3:00PM

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IS SHE AN ONNERS STUDENT?

[via Break]

We Have Fun Here

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 22, 2013 at 1:00PM

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In case some of you missed the joke, it's "Men don't have tits."

[via Acid Cow]

Let's Check In On Quetta

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 22, 2013 at 12:00PM

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Also: Is Rosa Parks charging way too much to teach me Spanish?

[via Twitter]

I Told You, I'm Married To The MUSIC, Man

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 22, 2013 at 11:00AM

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How embarrassing. Everyone knows flamenco bands prefer geraniums.

[via The Chive]

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