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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, June 20

How Old Do We Think He Is? 13? 35?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2013 at 2:00PM

couple

"Slate grey was the right choice, babygirl."

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

ass

booty

couple

photoshoot

picture

WoW

Welcome To Hell (A.K.A. Trenton NJ)

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 1:00PM

firecake

"I like my cake like I like my women: doused in kerosene."

[via Acid Cow]

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birthday

cake

creep

creepy

fire

fire cake

hell

hellfire

old guy

pie

uncle

…Are You Mad At Me Or Something?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2013 at 12:00PM

whorehouse

'Cause if you were I'd want you to tell me.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

Bitch

graffiti

house

oh no

vandalize

whore

Things Could Be Worse… Somehow

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 11:00AM

elephantshit

The best part? He doesn't even work there.

[via Break]

Cool Chain!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2013 at 10:00AM

hubcapnecklace

It's really hard to slow dance with him. :(

[via The Chive]

Face It, America. This Guy Is Adorable.

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 1, 2013 at 5:00PM

tysonyogurt

I must say: I don't know many people who have face tats AND prefer rainbow sprinkles.

[via The Chive]

Fashion Dew, Or Fashion Don't?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 1, 2013 at 4:00PM

mountaindewsuit

His sperm count may be low but his energy is THROUGH THE ROOF.

[via Poorly Dressed]

Tags: 

boy

branding

date

dew the dew

kid

labels

man

mountain dew

prom

soda

sperm count

suit

Good News If You Like Antiques And/Or You're A Pedophile

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 1, 2013 at 3:00PM

boygirlfountain

If this was created 40 years ago, that makes it okay to masturbate to now, right?

[via Izismile]

Angela's Been Working Out

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 1, 2013 at 2:00PM

legs

That was a weird dinner party.

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

air

breath

breathe

fun

legs

squeeze

Well, This Is Awkward

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 1, 2013 at 1:00PM

coffinhighway

Susan's last will and testament: "I want to fuck up everyone's commute."

[via Break]

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