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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

Nipple Rings Are So Versatile

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 16, 2013 at 2:00PM

man beach

If a message in a bottle washes up on shore, he wants to be able to read it.

[via World Wide Interweb]

Yeah, Keep On Walkin', Everyone!

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 16, 2013 at 1:00PM

chairlock

Remember what happened with the footstool? I WON'T BE BURNED AGAIN.

[via Break]

Tell Me More About Yourself

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 16, 2013 at 12:00PM

rimjobwoman

…And long walks on the beach.

[via The Chive]

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Oh Good, I Was Worried Not Everything Was A Taco Yet

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 15, 2013 at 5:00PM

waffletaco

"Or, for 50 cents extra, we will punch you in the left ventricle."

[via Izismile]

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Hey Death: Lick My Emphysema-Flavored Cooch

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 15, 2013 at 4:00PM

100yearoldsmoker

What's awkward is she's only 50.

[via The Chive]

Being A Janitor Seems Stressful

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 15, 2013 at 3:00PM

nightwatchman

"These guys are like my testicles. (Only one of them actually works.)"

[via Break]

Cholafied Is Probably The Best Tumblr Ever

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 15, 2013 at 2:00PM

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No editing required for Amanda Bynes!

[via Cholafied]

Hey Fido, How's The Job Market Looking?

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

grad dog

Jokes aside, that dog's shitting asshole is really proud of you, honey.

[via Acid Cow]

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I Think This Pretty Much Sums Up Catholicism

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 14, 2013 at 6:00PM

jesuslovesyou

Johnny, show me on the crucifix where he touched you.

[via Izismile]

Hurry Up, The Bus Is Almost Here

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 14, 2013 at 5:00PM

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"My name's Kathryn by the way."

[via Uber Humor]

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