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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

The Body That Forgot To Digest

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 10, 2013 at 9:00PM

noass

He has a valid argument against anyone calling him a fat ass. But seriously, at what point does he float away?

[via College Humor]

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ass

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The Best Of Friends

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 10, 2013 at 8:00PM

concreteprank

Greg wanted to drive drunk. Problem solved.

[via Break]

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beer

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friends

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polos

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Party Confusion

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 10, 2013 at 6:00PM

confusedguy

Jerry was surprised to learn that he and these curious creatures had the very same fleshy lumps on their chest.

[via The Chive]

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Worst Groupon Ever

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 10, 2013 at 5:00PM

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Next week: Free jalapeño poppers with proof of abortion!

[via Uber Humor]

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drink

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Pregnant

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Ku Klux Kraftsmanship

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 10, 2013 at 3:00PM

awkwardseat

He's not a big fan of the whole white supremacy thing, but damn if the Klan doesn't build a fine chair.

[via Izismile]

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awkward

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KKK

ku klux klan

Future Crime

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 10, 2013 at 2:00PM

kiddummy

Quick, whose eyes are more cold and dead?

[via Meme Center]

Meet "Uncle" David

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 10, 2013 at 1:00PM

daddysroommate

This is actually way better than the book's original title, "Dad's Fuck Buddy."

[via The Chive]

Mini Roadster

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 10, 2013 at 11:00AM

kidcar

Bieber got busted driving his Ferrari like a god damn maniac again.

[via Izismile]

He's Been There Since Saturday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 10, 2013 at 10:00AM

tapedtotree

Ben Stiller is: TAPED. In theaters June 14th.

[via Acid Cow]

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Congratulations!

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 9, 2013 at 10:00PM

analy

Analy will be joining her sisters Orally and Vaginally at UCLA next year.

[via Reddit]

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