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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

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Next Stop, Despair

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 8, 2013 at 2:00PM

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If this train derails they will be cleaning up actual gravy for days.

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I'll Try This On Spotify First

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 8, 2013 at 12:00PM

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'Blue Vest, Blue Jeans' featuring 2 Chainz is not a bad track actually.

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This Looks Like A Comfortable Spot

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 8, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Perfect for drunk people and those who like having ALL of the germs on their face.

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Google Has Amazing Timing

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 7, 2013 at 10:00PM

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The blurred face will not protect that dog's regret.

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Just Keep Driving

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 7, 2013 at 9:00PM

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Cheater is a weird nickname for a war vet, but okay.

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Guy In A Wheelchair Stopping A Robbery? Yes Please.

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 7, 2013 at 8:00PM

A soft spanking with a 'wet floor' sign will teach him that crime doesn't pay.

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Homeward Bound 4: Let's Get F*ckin'

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 7, 2013 at 5:00PM

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"That's how YOU were born, Timmy. Except there was slightly less romance involved."

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Who's Ready To Party This Weekend?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 7, 2013 at 2:00PM

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"I'm just rinsing off my roommate's apples."

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Are Your Abs Tight With Jesus?

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 7, 2013 at 1:00PM

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Now give me 10 Hail Marys and 17 Squat Thrusts.

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It's Still Got That 'Dead-Body-In-The-Trunk' Smell

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 7, 2013 at 11:00AM

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After Car Freshener #370, it may be time for a trade-in.

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