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'Nah, I Don't Need A Ride. See You Soon.'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 18, 2012 at 1:00PM

Dude. That was supposed to be Tonya's present.

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Great, Now I'm Cosb-stipated

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 18, 2012 at 11:00AM

"Ya better clean your bowels, Theo!"

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Uh, It Was Meant As A Gag Gift, Neil

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 17, 2012 at 6:00PM

"I'm excited to meet you too. I'll be the one with the red rose. And the tits shirt."

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The Holidays Are Gonna Be Faaaaaabulousssss!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2012 at 5:00PM

And while we're at it let's get Mary and Joseph to cop to it: Immaculate Conception? Come on, guys. Come on.

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Y'all had some some sloppy Christ-makin' sex

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Big Deal, Mine Are Whole Wheat

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 17, 2012 at 2:00PM

There are children in Africa who would kill for those abs.

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I Feel Like I'm Being Watched

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 17, 2012 at 1:00PM

Coming up at 11: Pringles are the shiiiiiit, son.

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Somebody Light A Christmas Candle

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2012 at 12:00PM

Do I like the holidays? Does an elf shit on my table?

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Shhh Katy, You're With Santa Now

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 17, 2012 at 11:00AM

Honey, wait a minute, this isn't a shopping mall. It's a nursing home!

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My Family Is So Embarrassing

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2012 at 10:00AM

Really, Tina? Pigtails?? Mortifying.

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So, Have You Always Been A Cucumber?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 14, 2012 at 4:00PM

Oh, she's definitely getting laid tonight.

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they're going to be really really happy together

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