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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Yeah, Animals Love Me

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 9, 2013 at 5:00PM

thebirds

It's a bad sign if you're totally alone and bullying is still a issue.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

animals

birds

bullies

bullying

hitchcock

kids

sandwich

Pole Dancing. So Hot Right Now.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 9, 2013 at 4:00PM

hotnewlook

Posted without comment.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

dance

hot

makeover

maury

nerd

new look

pole

pole-dancing

show

television

tv

Yep, High School Was Rough

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 9, 2013 at 3:00PM

wangdong

You may know me by my stage name, "Throbbing Penile-Erection."

[via KULfoto]

Tags: 

cock

dick

dong

funny names

name

names

news

penis

wang

wang dongdong

Coming To ABC Family This Fall: 'Drunk Whitey And The Teabag Bros'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 9, 2013 at 1:00PM

sleepingwhitey

"Okay, now that we have this photo, I guess we should check his pulse."

[via Izismile]

Grandma Loves Her Trucker Hats

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 9, 2013 at 12:00PM

dtf

She thinks it stands for Drink Tea Forever.

[via Uber Humor]

Tags: 

down to fuck

dtf

grabdma

grandmother

hat

I Want A Kid, But Do I Really Have To Hold It?

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 9, 2013 at 11:00AM

baby-hooks

I have to say, this baby really ties the room together.

[via My Confined Space]

Tags: 

hold

kid

product

I'm In Need Of Some Boy Advice

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

carryyourself

Totally. Some bitches just throw themselves over their shoulder like a sac of potatoes and NO MAN WANTS THAT.

[via Failblog]

Tags: 

advice

boy

carry

keep

man

photoshop

tweet

twitter

yourself

Wow

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 8, 2013 at 5:00PM

nohands

Never seen a Jedi pee before.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

bathroom

no hands

pee

peeing

piss

pissing

restroom

urinal

Hate On, Haters

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 8, 2013 at 4:00PM

coolbaby

Rihanna better watch the throne.

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

baby

cool. shades

haters

rihanna

Ladies And Gentlemen: The Douchemobile

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 8, 2013 at 1:00PM

unempyd

In his defense, "DCKMNCHR" was taken.

[via Acid Cow]

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