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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

It's A Good Day To Be A Truck Driver

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 29, 2012 at 6:00PM

I see Matt's BJ Champion, but I personally prefer a Clithero.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

bj champion

clithero

driver

sign

truck

van

You've Seen One Tit, You've Seen Them All

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 29, 2012 at 3:00PM

"Your party won't bring my parents back."

[via It Makes No Sense]

Tags: 

boredom

fun

good times

horizon

maxim

party

race cars

tits

whatevs

Free Healthcare AND A Lay An A** Gallery?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 29, 2012 at 1:00PM

Now you're just showing off, Canada.

[via Acid Cow]

Choices, Choices

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 29, 2012 at 12:00PM

Although I do love all those things, I think I'll take a Sluts shirt. In an extra small.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

bitches

choices

fail

heart

I

jesus

love

shirt

sluts

tshirts

weed

Have Throat, Will Travel

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 29, 2012 at 11:00AM

Well, if I had a VAN, I'm sure I'd be a B.J. Champion too.

[via PhotoBucket]

Let's Start Halloween Week With Something Horrifying

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 29, 2012 at 10:00AM

He started kicking five seconds after she had sex.

[via I am Bored]

Tags: 

ahhh

halloween

horrible

little

mommy

monster

scary

tat

tattoo

You Know Why I'm Giving You This Ticket, Don't You?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 26, 2012 at 3:00PM

Because that last movie SUCKED.

[via The Chive]

Tell Us How You REALLY Feel

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 26, 2012 at 2:00PM

My Uncle Bob felt the exact same way! RIP Aunt Nancy. Now you are perfect.

[via I am Bored]

Tags: 

bumper sticker

dead

love

ramnce

satan

woman

women

Now Do You See Why Panties Are So Important?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 26, 2012 at 1:00PM

A production still from the creepiest afterschool special ever.

[via The Chive]

Yeah, My Hours Are Pretty Regular

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 26, 2012 at 11:00AM

Don't worry, I produce shit at work all day, too.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

bathroom

chair

desk

job

office

toilet

work

work ethic

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