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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

The Only Thing He Robbed Was Our Hearts

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 6, 2013 at 8:00PM

Suspect

Be on the lookout for a pretty swell guy.

[via Buzzfeed]

Tags: 

atlanta

crime

drawing

news

nice guy

suspect

tv

He's Giving Kate Upton A Run For Her Money

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 6, 2013 at 4:00PM

bestboobs

"Hilarious shirt. Let's make it in a child's Small." -Clothing company

[via Buzzfeed]

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asian

best

boobs

boy

cute

kid

shirt

tshirt

'Lick My Crocs, Mayor Bloomberg'

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 6, 2013 at 3:00PM

sodabucket

When life gives you lemons, steal an ice bucket from a hotel room and fill it with Pepsi.

[via Uber Humor]

Tags: 

bucket

kid

kids

Pepsi

soda

soda bucket

I Watch This Movie On Laundry Day

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 6, 2013 at 2:00PM

shartdvd

Real World/Road Rules Challenges are getting absurd. They're pulling ideas out of their asses.

[via Uber Humor]

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dvd

shart

the challenge

wtf

VERY Good Boy

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 6, 2013 at 1:00PM

peanutbutter

"He probably just smells the peanut butter I rubbed all over my vagina."

[via Break]

Tags: 

dog

dogs

dress

peanut butter

skirt

sniff

Suppress Yer Gag Reflexes, Mateys

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 6, 2013 at 11:00AM

saltyswallow

It was between this and "S.S. Jizz Bandit."

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

boat

boat name

cum

jizz

salty swallow

'Dread' Is The Singular For 'Dreads' Right?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 6, 2013 at 10:00AM

dread

I know it looks gross but it smells amazing.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

dread

dreadlocks

dreads

dude

ew

hair

man

wtf

Instant Bling

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 5, 2013 at 9:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

New grill and paint high. We call that a win, win.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

bling

dumb

grill

high

paint

poison center

spray paint

Knock, Knock

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 5, 2013 at 8:00PM

snakedoor

"Hi, can I talk to you about the Church of Latter Day Snakes?"

[via Prickly Legs]

Tags: 

door

knock knock

salesman

snake

Nothing Good Can Come Of This

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

preg

Ladies, you don't have to tell your man you're pregnant to get him to put a ring on it. You have to stop being a lying, sneaky bitch.

[via Buffalo]

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