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So, death then?

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Can ranch dressing double as leave-in conditioner?

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And by "it" we mean "wait until college to touch a breast."

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Some of them, but it's hard to tell which because they all look alike.

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"Actually, things are great. Why do you ask?"

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Think of all the times somebody DIDN'T let you know.

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Do you guys ever have that nightmare where your wife has a head and mouth and she's using it to tell you about her day?

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At least you're not eating tacos wrong like this fucking idiot.

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"It's about my Dad, and how he loved the sea but also was a consumer who was always buying shit like fences. Maybe you don't get it. Anyway, I was his biggest fan."

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Lucky bitch! That guy is so hard to get ahold of.

If you'd like to read more from this writer, or if you're trying to figure out how the hell to tell your parents you're a hooker, look no further!

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