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I Think You Have To Add Milk To Make It 'Sauce'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 27, 2012 at 10:00AM

Anybody got a dollar bill I could roll up?

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

cheese

food

grocery store

lb

mac

macaroni

powder

sauce

How Bad Do You Want That Inheritance?

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 26, 2012 at 3:00PM

Oh relax. It's just her dad.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

gold digger

gross

kissing

makeout

old

retirement

senior

Don't We All, Darren

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 26, 2012 at 2:00PM

"And when we come back, YOU ALL GET VASELINE!!!!!" -Tyra, laughing all the way to the bank.

[via Failblog]

Tags: 

banks

darren

drama

mask

relationship

scary

show

talk

tyra

wtf

I Think Your Fashion Designer May Be Homeless

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 26, 2012 at 1:00PM

This year's most popular Halloween costume: "The Inside of Larry The Cable Guy's Car."

[via Poorly Dressed]

Hot Damn Instagram!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 26, 2012 at 11:00AM

Well, it's official! Daniel chose the winning Instagram photo (above) and it now hangs in his office. I think he made a great choice.

Check out the other contenders after the jump! more...

Tags: 

contest

damn

daniel

hot

instagram

office

pictures

And That Was The Last We Saw of Todd

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 26, 2012 at 10:00AM

She's so passionate when she skips lunch.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

cannibalism

eating

hunger

kiss

love

PDA

yikes

Just Coffee For Me, Thanks

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 25, 2012 at 6:00PM

I call dibs on the lips. (Either set.)

[via Imgur]

You'll Get 'Em Next Time, Chili's

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 25, 2012 at 5:00PM

A victory for heavily processed Mexicans everywhere.

[via Fail Blog]

Sup, Ladies?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 25, 2012 at 4:00PM

I wonder what his stance is on abortion.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

2012

boy

chick-fil-a

election

gun

kid

I Don't Always Drink Formula…

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 25, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Won't you join me in my nursery for a sippy cup of brandy?"

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

baby

beard

bearded baby

beards

charisma

dos equis

drool

kids

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