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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

AND He Uses Auto Tune!

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 17, 2012 at 1:00PM

Is anyone else worried that Chris Brown is going to beat up England?

[Via Happy Place]

I Smell A Grease Fire

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 17, 2012 at 12:00PM

The only thing sadder than using a KFC bucket as a lamp shade, is the realization that somebody ate their chicken in the dark first.

[via BuzzFeed]

Tags: 

fire

grease

KFC

lamp

news

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Now THAT'S a Yearbook Quote

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 17, 2012 at 11:00AM

Hey, it's not my fault your marching band makes you wear glitter.

[Via Imgur]

Love And Basketball

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 17, 2012 at 10:00AM

"I fucking KNEW you were cheating!" -Kobe's #3 girlfriend.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

basketball

kiss

kobe

lakers

love

oo lala

smooch

TGIF

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 14, 2012 at 5:00PM

Have a great weekend, and make sure not to get a case of this lady.

[Via Imgur]

Tags: 

crab

crab lady

crabby

crabs

gettin crabby

tgif

I'd Hate To Know Where She Put The Garlic Bread

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 14, 2012 at 1:00PM

It's taking all my will power not to make a joke about pepperoni nipples.

[Via The Clearly Dope]

Tags: 

bikini

fun

pizza

pizza tits

sun

tits

The Ghost of Body Odor's Past

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 14, 2012 at 11:00AM

Todd, sweat on this Ouija board. Your stink is trying to tell us something.

[Via Izismile]

Tags: 

ghost

school

spooky

stench

stink

sweat

the unknown

Orca Hand Signals Are My Favorite Hand Signals

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 14, 2012 at 10:00AM

Your girlfriend. Because she's a whale.

[via Imgur]

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aquarium

billboard

coming

fingers

killer whale

orca

sign

signal

wet

This Make-Out Mobile's Got An Extra Wheel

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 13, 2012 at 4:00PM

"Oh no, I'm cool. I'm just gonna sit on these two seats between you guys 'til my mom gets here."

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

5th

awkward

cool party

mom

two seats

wheel

Why I Try Not To Date Hobos

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 13, 2012 at 3:00PM

A South Carolina woman found an ex-boyfriend she dated 12 years ago living in her attic, according to the Huffington Post.

Remember, ladies: don't send your exes mixed signals by living in a house with a spacious attic.

[Via Huffington Post]

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