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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

'Just Trust Me on This'

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 31, 2012 at 5:00PM

You know you look cool when you have to go on TV to explain that you look cool.

[Via The Chive]

Tags: 

cool

i look cool

mom

talk show

teens

the fonz

tv

Slam Dump

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 31, 2012 at 3:00PM

Shaq comes here when his IBS is acting up.

[Via Izismile]

Tags: 

basketball

dumps

dunks

NBA

shaq

toilets

I Really Feel Like Teachers Deserve Raises

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 31, 2012 at 2:00PM

Joke's on you, Mrs. Lockheart. I can still scratch my ass.

[via I am Bored]

Tags: 

awesome

cone

dog

kid

student

teacher

Work It, Girl

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 31, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Time out. I need to make sure I'm still sexy. OK, time in."

[Via jj.am]

Tags: 

effeminate

gifs

sashy

wrestler

wrestling

VOID

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 31, 2012 at 11:00AM

"I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve, and my terrible decisions on my neck."

[Via Ugliest Tattoos]

So.. My Grandma Rushed A Frat

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 31, 2012 at 10:00AM

You ever go back to your alma mater for a football game, and realize that everyone looks super young?

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

frat

fucking

grandma

hat

party

red cup

trucker

Another OKCupid Success Story

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 30, 2012 at 3:00PM

"I told you this would happen."-Gay Marriage Opponents

[Via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

bear

dating

forest

kiss

love

PDA

romance

Girls Only!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 30, 2012 at 12:00PM

GED not included.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

cleaning

game

girls

only

toy

trolley

I Hope You Like Missionary

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 30, 2012 at 11:00AM

Tattoos: the best way to express what's inside you.

[Via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

bad tattoos

cocks

dicks

skank

skanks

skanky

What Are You Going To Be For Halloween?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 30, 2012 at 10:00AM

Is wearing a John Kerry mask even cool anymore?

[via Poorly Dressed]

Tags: 

balls

dick

face

halloween

latex

long

mask

penis

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