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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

Is That A Nightstick In Your Pocket? Oh Wait, It Is.

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 29, 2012 at 3:00PM

Ah yes, the ol' "Good Cop, Bad Cop, Skank."

[Via Izismile]

Tags: 

awkward

bootay

booties

booty

cops

england

nightstick

police

skanks

Blurry Or Not, I See What's Going On Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 29, 2012 at 2:00PM

The first week of school is all about figuring out who you're gonna sit next to for the rest of the year.

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

black

class

eating

guy

KFC

lecture

school

yum

I'm Too Sexy For My Bat Cave

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 29, 2012 at 1:00PM

Looks like Bruce Wayne isn't Batman's only secret identity.

[Via I Am Bored]

Yum

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 29, 2012 at 11:00AM

We also sell burgers which we did not fart on. YET.

[Via The Chive]

Tags: 

creepy

custard

gross

lick

saliva

How Much Are Flights To Concord?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 29, 2012 at 10:00AM

Oh so I do have a choice? Cool 'cause I thought you were gonna lock me in your basement or some shit.

[via Failblog]

A Tattoo You Won't Regret

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 28, 2012 at 6:00PM

This tattoo entitles you to a lifetime supply of unemployment.

[Via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

bad tattoos

face tattoos

fail

monster

tattoos

ugly

wtf

Oppressively Low Prices

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 28, 2012 at 5:00PM

The other stores are doing a great job of pretending to not be Jewish.

[Via Izismile]

Tags: 

hitler

mall

motorcycles

nazis

store

World War II

wtf

The Most Delicious Way To Give Up In Life

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 28, 2012 at 3:00PM

A nice treat after a long day of being lifted out of your house.

[Via I Am Bored]

Tags: 

eclair

fat

hot dogs

ketchup

mall

mustard

sweat

sweatpants

F*ckaway Camp

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 28, 2012 at 1:00PM

Don't you hate it when you're playing Tug o' War and you run out of scented lubricant?

[Via FAIL Blog]

Tags: 

camp

condom

jelly

ky

lube

Sex

I Can't Wait for 'Total Lack of Self-Awareness Sunday'

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 28, 2012 at 11:00AM

"My girls were up all night, crying in their dungeon. By the way, that 20/20 was about me."

[Via tumblrs better than pumprs]

Tags: 

bunny

Hugh Hefner

Playboy

twitter

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