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Honestly if they're not gonna bite off the Pop Tart edges before it gets to me I'm not interested.

Also: my co-blogger Matt is asking if there will be a version filled with ground beef?

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Although honestly I'm going to be a little disappointed when you take off your shirt to reveal a hairless six pack.

Seriously though buy this.

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Dylan can't shit unless he's looking through mommy's Instagram.

Yes, this is real. (Real crazy.)

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Number one place to shop for engagement rings: Bed, Bath & Beyond. Number one way to not get proposed to: want this ring.

And if you asked for your lady's hand in marriage with this one, maybe it's time for an upgrade.

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If your ice cream isn't delivered in 30 minutes or less, we guarantee it will still taste like dog shit.

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If you're thinking you don't need a squirrel-cowboy riding the shit out of a rattlesnake, you are wrong, my friend.

This angle proves my point.

Plus, aren't you kinda sad that you missed out on the mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird?

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Four years later, and Obama's still cleaning up Bush's mess. Thank you, good night, I'm here all week, unless I get fired because of this post. #VAGINAHUMOR

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I have a dream that my face will one day scrub people's balls.

[via Bits and Pieces]

"Clinically Depressed Unicorn" will be a nice change of pace from my cat's usual Halloween costume, "Clinically Depressed Cat."

[via The Daily What]

"Boy do I hope my baby never learns to walk."

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