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Currently available: Wonderful scents like Riding Mower, First Down and Man Town.

No word yet on if or when they plan on releasing "Peaches 'n' Skeet," "Warm Mother's Queef" or "Man Ass."

Though if "Man Town" doesn't smell somewhat similar to "Man Ass," what could it smell like?

[via drinkyourjuice / buy here / context]

These pants covered in all kinds of penises are available for both men and women here.

It's one thing to be dressed like a dick. But it's a whole other thing to be dressed in dicks. That's fashion at its highest.

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Because your Spanx are a little too slimming in that area.

[Buy them here via Dangerous Minds]

Like 116-year-old grandpa high.

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Hey, Internet, just because you have an "idea," does not mean you have a "good idea."  For instance, sucking on a bottle of hot sauce.

[via I Heart Chaos / buy them here]

"Hi, Mr. President?  Can we invade Canada?  I'm getting way too much sunlight in my left eye."

(FYI, you can buy them on Amazon by wasting a mere $208.)

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Pizza Hut UK is now offering pizza stuffed with a hot dog.

Yo, United Kingdom! Why don't you get off our ass? Combining two junk foods into one disgusting yet completely satisfying food is kind of our thing.

I'm sure once the Hot Dog Stuffed Crust makes its way to the states it'll be a Chili Dog Stuffed Crust. WITH A MAYONNAISE DRIZZLE. (We'll call it aioli.)

Then who will be jealous of who?!?

[via Gizmodo]

To keep you happy during our hiatus, the Tosh.0 store is 20% off now through April 11th.

Get your hats. Get your tees. We have beanies now! You love beanies. Get one of those too.

The Playa case, by Annex Products, has a secret sliding compartment with enough room to hide two condoms. Very exciting!

The Playa case is coming this summer. So you've got that long to find a girl who will date a guy who keeps his condoms in an iPhone labeled "playa".

Best of luck, gentlemen.

[Gadgetbox via DAPS]

Pic Nic Pants take advantage of the usual cross-legged position to become a comfortable surface useful for the consumption of a meal outdoors.

I bought these last year when they were called Get Rid Of Your Friends Pants.

[Product site, via Buzzfeed]