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HURRY! ONE OF A KIND!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 8, 2012 at 4:00PM

If you're thinking you don't need a squirrel-cowboy riding the shit out of a rattlesnake, you are wrong, my friend.

This angle proves my point.

Plus, aren't you kinda sad that you missed out on the mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird?

[via Blame It On The Voices]

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Fresh We Can

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 24, 2012 at 6:00PM

Four years later, and Obama's still cleaning up Bush's mess. Thank you, good night, I'm here all week, unless I get fired because of this post. #VAGINAHUMOR

[via Etsy]

The Perfect Gift For The Black Friend You Don't Have

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 24, 2012 at 11:00AM

I have a dream that my face will one day scrub people's balls.

[via Bits and Pieces]

Define "Love"

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 21, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Clinically Depressed Unicorn" will be a nice change of pace from my cat's usual Halloween costume, "Clinically Depressed Cat."

[via The Daily What]

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Changed My Mind About Not Having Kids.

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 20, 2012 at 11:00AM

"Boy do I hope my baby never learns to walk."

[via The Chive]

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It's Time Your Clinical Depression Had a Soundtrack

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 18, 2012 at 6:00PM

Dancing in your apartment alone never seemed so a-little-less-sad!

[via The Chive]