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Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 21, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "A Handful of Wasps."  Very literal.  Let's attempt to laugh at his pain.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was Blake Janes with his title of "Mexican Banjo."  Of course that was the winner, because you're all a bunch of filthy racists.  Plus all the words are capitalized so it looks like a title.  Very proper.  Congrats, Blake!

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 18, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "Cactus Boogie" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 14, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Cactus Boogie."  Yes.  It's a man playing a cactus.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote in a tight race determined by a mere 3.5% of the vote was Kashmir with the title, "Bieber finally hits puberty."  It's funny because when Bieber gets older, like all child stars, his life is going to be so painful he will envy those child stars who have died before him!  Congratulations, Kashmir!

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 11, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "Led Zeppelin Reunion Concert Footage" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

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Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 7, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Led Zeppelin Reunion Concert Footage."  It's a perfect candidate for Rename This Video because Led Zeppelin totally rocks.  Who would want to mock Led Zeppelin in a title?  Who!?  Kids today!

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote garnering just over half the tally was Anthony with his title "Billy Mays here! Your turtle too slow?"  Billy Mays would be proud, Anthony.  …  What's that?  Billy Mays is dead??  HA!  That makes it even funnier!

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 4, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "Turtle Riding Around on a Skateboard" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 31, 2010 at 2:00PM

This video is called "Turtle Riding Around on a Skateboard."  I figured let's end 2010 the same way we spent a lot of 2010… with me giving you terrible turtle videos for Rename This Video.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

We missed last week's Rename This Video because of Christmas, so we have to go to the previous week for a Rename This Video recap.  Bushwic won that vote with his title of "I wonder if playing with all these balls makes me a sluttybug??"  Which brings me to my New Year's resolution for 2011: Make the Rename This Video titles more like titles.  Congrats, Bushwic!

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 21, 2010 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "Ladybug Plays with Sprinkles" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

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Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 17, 2010 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Ladybug Plays with Sprinkles."  Ladybugs have been asking for it for a looong time with their fancy dotted wings.  Let's give those jerks their comeuppance.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was jbryan138 with his title, "That's the closest those band kids will ever get to scoring."  I think we all can agree the best zingers always revolve around attacking someone's virginity.  So congratulations, jbryan138!  May your victory cause you to score repeatedly!

Finally, noticeably absent this past week was an entrance from scortster2001 — Rename This Video's first ever three time champion — who stirred up some controversy with a somewhat suspicious third victory.  Well, I have spoken to scortster2001 (Dreams do come true!) and determined that his path to victory was in no way unethical.  However, whether he will be able to pick up the pieces after this accusation (by me) and rack up an unprecedented fourth victory is yet to be seen.

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 14, 2010 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "Marching Band Forms Giant Football Player" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

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