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Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 3, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Chicken Riding Tortoise."  Something, slow cock, something.  This'll be easy.  Have fun with it.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Karen Acuna Wilcox with her title, "He may scare crows, but he doesn't scare ho's."  It's funny because crows and hos rhyme.  Congratulations, Karen!

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 1, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Scarecrow" and asked you to give us a better title.  It's kind of anticlimactic now that Halloween is over, but we gotta go through with this anyway.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 27, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Scarecrow."  I figured it was vaguely appropriate for Halloween.  So there you go.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Gary Huskey with his title, "Local Chinese buffet leaves doors unlocked.  News at 11."  It's funny because duck is a popular Chinese dish and the video had a lot of ducks in it!  Congratulations, Gary!

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 25, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Duck-pocalypse" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

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animals

birds

duck

duck-pocalypse

ducks

flock

rename

results

road

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 20, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Duck-pocalypse."  Actually, "Duck-pocalypse" is a damn good title.  You guys have your work cut out for you.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Kevin Kite with his title, "If it was painted black, it would have jumped higher." It's funny because…  Oh fuck that.  You all know why it's funny.  Congratulations, Kevin!

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animals

birds

duck

duck-pocalypse

ducks

flock

rename

road

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 18, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "OPJ in HOT ROPE" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Tags: 

car

hydraulics

jump

jump rope

jumping

jumping car

rename

rope

vote

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 13, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "OPJ in HOT ROPE."  I have no idea what that means.  So perfect…  Let's give it a title that makes sense.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Ben Roberts with his title, "There's nutelling how many kids he's touched with his crepes."  It's funny because it's a delicious, chocolaty, hazelnutty pun!  Congratulations, Ben!

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car

hydraulics

jump

jump rope

jumping

jumping car

rename

rope

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 11, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Michael Jackson Crepe Maker" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 6, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Michael Jackson Crepe Maker." You don't have to watch the whole video to get the point: It's a guy making crepes like Michael Jackson.  So don't watch the whole video and say, "Where was the funny part, asshole?"  I'm giving you MJ here.  That's comedic gold.  Don't complain.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Dan Haff with his title, "Best way to get inside anything is to just pound it until the hole is big enough."  Yikes.  I don't want to have to go into why this is funny.  Yikes.  Congratulations, Dan!!

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 4, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Simple Way to Get Keys out of a Locked Car" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

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