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It was supposed to be a unicorn, but my mom yelled
at me for using the horn I found in her dresser.
We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Doug Wilson.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.
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A horse ride more soothing than a tube of Preparation H.
Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!
And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.
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[photo: Shah Marai/Stringer/AFP/Getty Images]
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Silly Rabbit, Track is for Blacks.
We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Anthony Barbieri.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.
Watch all new episodes of Tosh.0 on Tuesdays at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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This event is still more manly than Greco-Roman wrestling.
Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!
And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.
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[photo: Bethany Clarke/Stringer/Getty Images]
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Now all I need is Lady Gaga with her meat dress and I have a sandwich!
We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
Though I wanted to declare myself the winner because "LETTUCE SEE YOUR TITS!" is obviously an unbeatable caption, in the end, you voted for a caption left by John Huntington.
Lots of people left great captions this week. Check out the ones that didn't get the most likes by looking at the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.
Watch all new episodes of Tosh.0 on Tuesdays at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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LETTUCE SEE YOUR TITS!
Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!
And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.
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[photo: Pornchai Kittiwongsakul/AFP/Getty Images]
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Angry Birds: Afghanistan
We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Christian Cunningham.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.
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You think their air force is bad… Their navy is a guy in a bathtub.
Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!
And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.
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[photo: Daniel Berehulak/Getty Images]
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Whores and Buggy
We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Brad Lerch (who has now won two in a row).
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.
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Some men ask their wives to make them a sandwich, but truly
demanding husbands have their wives take them to Quiznos.
Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!
And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.
On a mobile device? Go here.
[photo: izismile]
Watch all new episodes of Tosh.0 on Tuesdays at 10/9c on Comedy Central!