"If you're going to wear the gas mask, at least close the door!"

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[photo: Izismile]

It was supposed to be a unicorn, but my mom yelled
at me for using the horn I found in her dresser.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Doug Wilson.

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A horse ride more soothing than a tube of Preparation H.

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[photo: Shah Marai/Stringer/AFP/Getty Images]

Silly Rabbit, Track is for Blacks.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Anthony Barbieri.

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Now all I need is Lady Gaga with her meat dress and I have a sandwich!

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

Though I wanted to declare myself the winner because "LETTUCE SEE YOUR TITS!" is obviously an unbeatable caption, in the end, you voted for a caption left by John Huntington.

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LETTUCE SEE YOUR TITS!

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Angry Birds: Afghanistan

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Christian Cunningham.

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You think their air force is bad… Their navy is a guy in a bathtub.

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[photo: Daniel Berehulak/Getty Images]

Whores and Buggy

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Brad Lerch (who has now won two in a row).

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Some men ask their wives to make them a sandwich, but truly
demanding husbands have their wives take them to Quiznos.

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"Spoonman" as performed by Mexican cover band, Soundgardener.

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After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Brad Lerch.

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"You're doing this now!?  I just poured myself a bowl of Cheerios."

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[photo: Vano Shlamov/Stringer/AFP/Getty Images]

Every week, two of our most popular posts are the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge and Rename This Video.

A number of you have these competitions down to a science and are competing for a victory week in and week out.

Somehow, out of about 50 Caption Challenges, 4 people combined to win a total of 10 times.  So we'd like to recognize our most victorious Caption Challengers, John Huntington and Dave Stretton, who both won 3 times each.  May you never explode like that other Challenger.  Honorable mentions go to Brett Adams and Matthew Muntean who each won twice.

Rename This Video only had one multi-week winner: Gary Huskey.  So congratulations to this year's top Renamer, Gary!  It's funny because Gary obviously spends way too much time thinking about Rename This Video.

But it's worth noting that Dave Stretton also won a Rename This Video.  Though it only happened once, that means Dave had more combined victories than anyone else.

Therefore, we have no choice but to declare Dave Stretton the "Tosh.0 Blog Commenter of the Year for 2011!"

Congrats, Dave!  Take your bragging rights back to the WITards.

Ho-Ho-Holy Shit, that's a shark!

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Brian D Cavanaugh.

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"I don't care how nice they are, next year Atlantis isn't getting shit."

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[photo: Torsten Blackwood/AFP/Getty Images]

Jamie Hyneman on this year's Mythbuster's Christmas Special.

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After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Taryn Hampton. 

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"SeaWorld's a bitch.  My plan: get a gig on Santa's sleigh.
With that job, you only work one day a year."

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[photo: Yoshikazu Tsuno/AFP/Getty Images]

The hamster in his ass is VERY nervous right now.

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After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Aaron Florian.

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From the people who brought you the Neti Pot.

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It'd be rude not to eat it; they've been preparing thanksgiving dinner for 9 months.

We received nearly two thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Ben Roberts.

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I'm not eating that baby.  It's obviously undercooked.

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Why is Khloe Kardashian wearing a Christmas hat in a pool next to an Asian?

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Brett Levine.

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Santa's method of travel isn't as glamorous in the Pacific Islands.

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[photo: Yoshikazu Tsuno/Staff/AFP/Getty Images]

Rock out with your croc out!

We received over 1600 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Gary Huskey.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.  (For example, I was personally a big fan of "Gator-AIDS.")

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