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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Cup Check

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2012 at 4:00PM

He couldn't see so he had to just feel for the ball.

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[photo: Gareth Copley/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Up To Snuff

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 13, 2012 at 12:00PM

Germans test their tobacco like they test their women, with a finger and a nose.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matthew Wyatt.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Up To Snuff

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 9, 2012 at 4:00PM

Leave it to the Germans to take tobacco seriously.

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[photo: Alexander Hassenstein/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Spread Eagle

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 6, 2012 at 12:00PM

That's the first time I've seen Philadelphia score.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by John Huntington.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Bread Head

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 29, 2012 at 12:00PM

Little Miss Muffet sat on a…

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by John Huntington.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Bread Head

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 25, 2012 at 4:00PM

The brioche at that bakery is always hard.

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[photo: MIGUEL MEDINA/AFP]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Supermen

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 22, 2012 at 12:00PM

Feels really at home in Smallville.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by David Ludwig.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Caption Challenge: Supermen

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 18, 2012 at 4:00PM

High shelves are his Kryptonite.

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[photo: Jay Directo/Stringer/AFP/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Tribal Talk

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 15, 2012 at 12:00PM

For English, press the hieroglyph of a bear paw……

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Mark Anthony G.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Tribal Talk

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 11, 2012 at 4:00PM


The only person in the world still using pay phones, besides Adam Levine.

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[photo: Antonio Scorza/AFP/Getty Images]

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