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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Head Hack

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 26, 2012 at 4:00PM


He'll be looking like Michael Jackson in no time.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Jewish Jester

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 23, 2012 at 12:00PM

Clowning around in synagog is unacceptable, Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Bobby McGlinchey.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Jewish Jester

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 19, 2012 at 4:00PM


He still blends in better than the Muslim guy.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Izismile]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: A Leprechaun's Life

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 16, 2012 at 12:00PM

He looks magically suspicious.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Gary Huskey.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: A Leprechaun's Life

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 12, 2012 at 4:00PM


Getting to the end of the rainbow isn't as glamorous as it sounds.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Izismile]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: BYO Chicken

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 9, 2012 at 12:00PM

She may be dating a black dude, but she?s got a white cock on the side.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Dave Stretton.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: BYO Chicken

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 5, 2012 at 4:00PM


"I'm good. Just order me a Diet Pepsi."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Izismile]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Water Landing

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 2, 2012 at 12:00PM

Great– Another guy who can't go down properly.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Amanda Romano.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Water Landing

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 27, 2012 at 4:00PM


"And then I was charged a $35 fee for complimentary luggage cleaning."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Izismile]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Blow Up Bounty

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 24, 2012 at 12:00PM

Jeremy Lin tries to break Wilt Chamberlain's NBA scoring record.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Bob Karwin.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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