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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Coachella, Baby

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 15, 2013 at 4:00PM

Coachella, Baby

What good is a boyfriend if he can't double as a stand, ya know?

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Make New Friends

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 12, 2013 at 12:00PM

Make New Friends

Our sorority trip to Jizzneyland.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Hope Swatch.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Make New Friends

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 8, 2013 at 4:00PM

Make New Friends

You're not you when you're horny.

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And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Keith Tsuji/Stringer/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Nice Catch

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 5, 2013 at 12:00PM

nice catch

Donny and Marie Osmond are looking really good for their age.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Carl Caudill II.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Nice Catch

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 1, 2013 at 4:00PM

Couples who bronze together last long together.

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And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Thomas Neidermueller/Stringer/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Oy Vey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 29, 2013 at 12:00PM

Dude, when I said I wanted a steamy little box with a little fur on top, this isn't what I meant. This bachelor party sucks.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Paul Epler.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Oy Vey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 25, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Not to be a schmuck, but you said I'd have it in thirty minutes or less."

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[photo: Uriel Sinai/Stringer/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Ice Ice Baby

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 22, 2013 at 12:00PM

What a bunch of Eskihoes.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by C-Lo Taftanaz*.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

*I know who you are, silly goose.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Ice Ice Baby

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 18, 2013 at 4:00PM

Miami girls might be tan, but we got hard nipples 24/7.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Close Up

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

Janice Dickinson resorts to taking her own photo after paparazzi refuses.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Heather Elswick.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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