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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Ho-Ho-Holy Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 21, 2012 at 12:00PM

Sharks don't celebrate Christmas. They're Jawish.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Sean Ferl.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Ho-Ho-Holy Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2012 at 4:00PM

If you're a good little boy, you'll get chum AND an Xbox.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Hanukkah Bill

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 14, 2012 at 12:00PM

"Next I'll show you how to break L'Chiymen."

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Vinny Bodetti.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Hanukkah Bill

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 10, 2012 at 4:00PM

I don't want to know the places that dreidel's been.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Cee Mo

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 7, 2012 at 12:00PM

I wouldn't want to be the puppeteer that has to stick his hand up Cee Lo's ass.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Devon Christen.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Cee Mo

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 3, 2012 at 4:00PM

We don't need you to become Elmo. We just want you to do his voice.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Camouflage

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 30, 2012 at 12:00PM

Quiet, she still doesn't see you. Take her out on my signal.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by John DiCarlo.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Camouflage

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2012 at 4:00PM

Oooh you meant blend in with the people, not with like, trees and shit.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Turkey Dog

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 23, 2012 at 12:00PM

Paris Hilton sure got old quick.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Aaron Meadows.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Turkey Dog

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 19, 2012 at 4:00PM

Thanks… But I'm gonna eat at Boston Market instead.

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And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: John Moore/Staff/Getty Images]

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