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I don’t know if it’s even possible to “upgrade” Tosh.0. The show is already so good. But who knows –- season two might be that much more mind-blowing. That's why this week, I'm peddling the domain name ToshPoint1.com. Any takers?
Here are some things you could do with ToshPoint1.com:
- A homepage for the point guard on the Tosh.0 basketball team.
- List improvements the show could make in performance, stability, and security.
- A gossip blog speculating about the demerits on Daniel Tosh's driver's license.
- Cybersquat the domain on speculation that the network will change the show's name. (They won't.)
- Or, you can't lose by just forwarding it to the Tosh.0 Blog
If you don't know how to buy a domain name, here's how. Buy ToshPoint1.com before Comedy Central does!
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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This week's unclaimed domain:
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What could be better than a "Party in the USA"? A Party in the NRA. Because it's a rifle party and a party in the USA. Miley Cyrus could have appealed even more to middle America if only she'd thought of this song idea before me!
But PartyInTheNRA.com doesn't have to be a Miley Cyrus song. Here are some ideas:
- Forward it to the GOP's website.
- Make it an Evite to a big NRA benefit. (Or, an Evite to a really manly bachelorette party.)
- Create a site that sells paper shooting range targets with pop stars' faces on them.
At the very least, forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog.
Last week's Unclaimed Domain, TextuallyFrustrated.com, is now home to "A compilation of textually frustrated users," which only includes Daniel Tosh so far. A highlight for me is one user's comment:
i have such a boner.
How great is that? Well, I think PartyInTheNRA.com could be an even bigger hit!
If you don't know how to buy a domain name, here's how.
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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This week's unclaimed domain:
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You're anxiously awaiting a text message from a sweetheart. Your cell vibrates on your bedside table. "1 New Message". You get excited. You open the phone. It's a text from your mom. You are textually frustrated.
That clever little witticism in dot com form is still up for grabs. We're just as surprised as you are. It's an unclaimed domain name!
But that's not the only circumstance that TextuallyFrustrated.com could cover. Here are some ideas:
- A microblog featuring user-submitted passive-aggressive texts (a la TFLN).
- An overwhelming collection of downloadable fonts.
- A blog that posts vexing bible passages from sermons.
- A site rallying against expensive college textbooks.
- Or, just buy it and forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog!
According to Whois, last week's Halloween-themed domain went to Lu Lan from Shanghai! I don't think they even have Comedy Central in Shanghai!
Now, it's your turn. Get TextuallyFrustrated.com! If you don't know how to buy and domain name, here's how.
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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This week's unclaimed domain:
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Saturday is Halloween. When you're too old to trick-or-treat, there's only one thing left to do: ScareTheShitOutOfKids.com.
Here are some things you could put on ScareTheShitOutOfKids.com:
For the first time ever, last week's unclaimed domain name went unclaimed! It's still unregistered! But the week before's finally has a site on there! From the site:
I think I was drunk when I read the Tosh.0 blog on Comedy Central about this unclaimed domain name. So then I bought the damned thing. Now what the hell do I do with it?
That's what I like to hear! Too bad people weren't more drunk last week.
If you're too drunk to buy a domain name, here's a how-to. Grab ScareTheShitOutOfKids.com before you sober up!
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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This week's unclaimed domain:
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Believe it or not, BalloonBoy.com was registered way back in 2000, well before the media frenzy over the Colorado balloon boy hoax. But the next best thing is a play on words, so snatch up BalloonBoyfriend.com before the buzz floats away.
Here are some ideas for BalloonBoyfriend.com:
- Pictures of obese men with attractive girlfriends.
- A place to post personal ads directly addressing Balloon Boy.
- A community documenting instances of boyfriends bailing on a relationship by leaving town unexpectedly (hot air balloon, optional).
- A dating site for people with balloon fetishes like Billoon45.
- Or, just buy it and forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog!
Congrats to Alex Wu, who got to last week's unclaimed domain name first! If you're not sure how to buy a domain name, start here.
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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This week's unclaimed domain:
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This week, there was a scare on Twitter that Zach Braff was dead. You can read about it at Urlesque, but to summarize: Zach Braff is not actually dead. That whole thing got me thinking… How could someone profit off this hoax? With a website.
Here are some things you could do with ZachBraffIsDead.com:
- Make a conspiracy theory message board which purports that Zach Braff actually is dead.
- List of ways the writers could kill J.D. (Zach Braff) in Scrubs, thus complying with his contract of only six more episodes.
- Do nothing with it until Zach Braff actually dies, then sell the site for a lot of money.
- Or, just buy it and forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog!
Zach Braff probably has at least another 60 years in him — but this domain does not! Buy it before someone else does. If you're not sure how to buy a domain name, here's the scoop.
I'm pretty excited about last week's unclaimed domain name, WasFeed.com (a play on BuzzFeed). Someone's setting it up on a blogging platform — it might actually be a real site some day…
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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This week's unclaimed domain:
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BuzzFeed is a constant hot list of cool, funny, viral things on the web. 98% of the content on the Tosh blog comes from there. (I don't think I was supposed to admit that.) Right there in the title is "buzz" — it's a very up-to-the-minute site… which makes WasFeed it's perfect counterpart.
Here are some things you could do with WasFeed.com:
- Display an album of manure photos.
- List last week's trending topics on Twitter.
- Forward it to Ashlee Simpson's website.
- Or, just buy it and forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog! Boy, that would be insulting…
Snag this domain before it becomes a has-been! If you're not sure how to buy a domain name, here's a rundown.
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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This week's unclaimed domain:
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Every week, I cook up a domain name for which no website exists. I fling it out to the readers in the hopes that someone might buy that domain name and enjoy it. For instance, last week, I recommended TextsFromYesterdayAfternoon.com and it appears that some day it might actually contain content.
But this week, I don't really care if anyone buys OwnThatDomainName.com. This domain simply gives me a reason to explain to all the noobs out there how to buy a domain name. That way, there's no excuse for an un-purchased domain name of the week (not that there ever has been). If you're feeling benevolent, buy OwnThatDomainName.com and forward it right back to this post.
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Texts From Yesterday Afternoon. The slogan: "Remember that text you sent yesterday afternoon? It was well articulated." It's a play on the website so crappy that it will be an even crappier sitcom any day now.
Here are some ideas for how to use TextsFromYesterdayAfternoon.com:
- Post texts from yesterday afternoon. (I spent all day making you a freakin' logo for this thing, so just do it right.)
Someone decided to get sassy with last week's unclaimed domain name. They forwarded WeCanHasCheezburger.com to ICanHasCheezburger.com. I made a freakin' logo last week, too.
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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Seriously — every variation of ICanHasCheezburger.com is already taken. Except the most inclusive one of all: WeCanHasCheezburger.com. I Can Has Cheezburger? is of course the home of Lolcats and one of the most popular sites on the internet. If you buy this domain, it will be forever inferior.
Here are some potential uses for WeCanHasCheezburger.com:
- Pictures from I Can Has Cheezburger? which feature multiple cats.
- A serious grammar site about Lolspeak.
- A non-profit website for feeding the hungry.
- Lolcats re-captioned to be viewed by groups of people. For instance, instead of "Banker cat does not approve your loan" it would be "Banker cat does not approve our loan."
- Or, just buy it and forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog.
Someone forwarded last week's unclaimed domain name to an animated GIF of coach Bobby Bowden of Florida State scaring Randy Shannon, based on this awesome viral. There are plenty more photoshop jobs and animated GIFs of sports mockery by the same artist here.
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
