User Submissions

Viewers take Tosh up on the challenge to eat an entire bar of 100% cacao chocolate.

Cacao! How much can you weirdos handle? Daniel could eat two squares.

If you can eat an entire 100% Cacao chocolate bar in one sitting, upload it below and you could end up on the show.

Cacao!

On last week's show, Daniel Tosh challenged you guys to do a couple things:  guess his and comedian Todd Glass' lemonade boarding safeword, and create your own remix of Sittin' on a Toilet.  Since most of your safeword guesses turned out to be just your chance to curse and say vile things in a public forum, I'm going to pass on posting those and go straight to the toilet humor.  Get it?

You guys did great!  HustleUnion sent us THIS awesome remix, Urlesque posted a bunch of remixes on their site after we aired, and then there's this BABY:

Thanks everyone! Keep sittin' on that toilet until we come back for Season 2!

You saw tonight's Viewer Video, right?  Sittin On Tha Toilet?

If you didn't or want to watch it again, check it out above.

Does watching that video make you want to remix the sh*t out of it?  Feel free to send us your best version, we don't care!

Just make sure you do it via the uploader below.

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0?  Post your own joke about this picture in the comments.  Then check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorite!

"I ain't goin' back to prison no matter what!!"

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user Morgan.

Friends don't let friends drink and drool.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSH to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0?  Post your own joke about this picture in the comments.  Then check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorite!

I think someone "Irished up" my chocolate milk.

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

This week's featured caption comes from one of our mobile users, Da truffle shuffle champ.

To enter our next Tosh.0 caption challenge using your phone, text COMEDY to 44686 and we'll send you the link. While there you can also sign up to get a text message whenever the latest caption challenge begins.

"They see me rollin'. They hatin'. They think I'm ridin' dirty."

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

You know you want to join the exciting world of Q-Tipping, America's hottest new fetish!

Need a Q-Tipping refresher?  Check out the above video where Daniel introduces the hot new trend at this year's AdultCon.  Then visit the website: www.qtipping.com.

Now that you've got the hang of it, submit your own Q-Tipping videos via the uploader below.

BUT BE TASTEFUL. Tosh.0 is a family show.  Not your family, a normal family.

Actually, it's not that much of a family show, we just don't want to see your disgusting dirty laundry splayed out all over our computer screens, alright. So NO NUDITY. Our blur guys are still recovering from Demi Moore.

Now upload away!

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0?  Post your own joke about this picture in the comments.  Then check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorite!

The good news is she's saving money on gas.