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Things That Rhyme With 'Polar Vortex'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 9, 2014 at 2:00PM

The only way to know you've truly made it is if you can work from bed.

[via Daily of the Day]

Cool Firecracker Earrings, Bro

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 9, 2014 at 12:00PM

"OH you wanted to keep your lobes?? You really should've said that earlier."

[via Break]

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It's Raining Poop! Hallelujah?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 8, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's just like the thunder storm at Rainforest Cafe! Except there it's the food that tastes like shit.

[via HuffPo]

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Your Move, Kim Kardashian

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 8, 2014 at 12:00PM

Doctors are concerned that her levels of DAAAAAMN are dangerously high.

[via Unique Daily]

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WoW

NOPE.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 6, 2014 at 5:00PM

Pretty sure I'll be writing "SPIDERS!!!!" in my dream journal tomorrow morning.

[via Videogum]

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Here's Macaulay Culkin Eating A Slice Of Pizza

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 18, 2013 at 4:00PM

The only thing more uncomfortable to watch is:

a) Your grandma taking off her compression socks

b) A hamster eating all of its gooey babies

c) When someone suddenly gets an accent when speaking to foreigners

d) None of the above. Nothing is more uncomfortable to watch than Macaulay Culkin eating a slice of pizza.

[via Daily of the Day]

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