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"Where's Rango?"

"He'll show up. Just watch."

"…This isn't picking up where Rango left off."

"Don't worry about it."

"When's Rango coming in? This isn't even animated."

[via It Makes No Sense]

Guys, it's not that big of a deal. It has much less of a flavor than human hair.

[via Barstool]

"Pajama pants and high-tops? Seriously?"-God

[via DoucheChillz]

My Lion King nightmares were scary enough in 2D, thank you very much.

[via The Daily What]

"Hit me." -Jay-Z

[via The Daily What]

The one thing I wouldn't do for sex: go on Family Feud.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

How To Use An Inner Tube Romantically When You're On Your Own:

1) Flatten inner tube

2) Cut hole in it (size of Oreo)

3) Go to Marine Supply Office… Depot. Buy rubber hosing, put around the hole of the inner tube. It will look like Janice Dickinson's lips.

4) Find pleasure by yourself in a beautiful body of water (trees, birds chirping, doves honking)

5) Insert your pleasure body parts into the hole

6) Push and pull inner tube

7) Smile, act like nothing's happening

8) Send Christmas card to inner tube company.

[via Barstool]

"They're gonna take all the Choco Tacos!!!!!!!!!!"

[via I Am Bored]

"I'm recording this because it's funny that you might die."

[via Dazlug]

This isn't the first time she's mistaken the back for the front. If you know what I mean. 

[via Daily of the Day]