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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

I'm Not Sure How To Prepare You For This

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 8, 2013 at 10:00AM

Those subtitles read like the first page of the most frightening children's book ever.

[via Buzzfeed]

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America's Dogs Just Got A Whole Lot Fatter

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 7, 2013 at 6:00PM

"Man's Best Friend"? Not 'til he can pick you up at the airport.

[via ilovejanelle]

What Every Ken Doll Is Missing

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 7, 2013 at 5:00PM

Girls are always putting their necklaces in their mouths anyway.

[via Fail Blog]

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Hard-Hitting News

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 7, 2013 at 3:00PM

To her credit, she's better at football than Michael Strahan is at reporting.

[via CollegeHumor]

What Does Monday Morning Feel Like?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 7, 2013 at 10:00AM

"Working."

"Work on."

The start of the week isn't even a surprise, yet it still hurts.

[via Unique Daily]

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hurt

Monday

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Strawberries: What The Other Bane Parodies Were Missing

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 4, 2013 at 4:00PM

Ever since he put that thing on his face he's like, OBSESSED with food. We get it, Bane. You're starving.

[via I Heart Chaos]

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OK, Who Put LSD In My Cat's Fancy Feast?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 4, 2013 at 1:00PM

This cat does a spot-on impression of my dad since the accident.

[via mikepomranz]

Aww This Is So Sweet! (And Disgusting)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 4, 2013 at 10:00AM

Things I need to do on the subway today: 1) close legs 2) PDA with pigeon.

Nailed it!

[via Unique Daily]

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Mmm, Do I Detect A Hint Of… Alzheimer's?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 3, 2013 at 5:00PM

I must say, Vanilla Ice has aged beautifully.

[via DoucheChillz]

Scary Band Chick, I Think I Love You

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 2, 2013 at 4:00PM

"CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES. THIS IS MY LAST RESORT."

[via The Clearly Dope]

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