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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

Nice Voice, But Not Quite Unhinged Enough

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 5, 2013 at 5:00PM

"Musical talent runs in my family, all of whom I've recently murdered."

[via CollegeHumor]thumbcrazyeyes

Straw? Nailed It. Glass? Not So Much.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 5, 2013 at 2:00PM

Wait 'til they start potty training her. Saran wrap. On. The seat.

[via College Humor]

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This Summer's One Beach Essential, Skunks

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 4, 2013 at 10:00PM

Phase two of the prank is that I just peed in that ocean.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

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Playgrounds Are Metal Death Traps

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 4, 2013 at 4:00PM

Still safer than the after school programs at Catholic school. HEYO!

[via Blame It On The Voices]

When Did The News Get So SEXY?

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 4, 2013 at 3:00PM

Tongue Twat: the distant cousin of Vagina Dentata.

[via FunnyLocalNews]thumbtonguetwat

'Brooming' Is A Thing Now

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 3, 2013 at 10:00PM

 

 


Fun Fact: Stick the broom in your ass and you'll make the same sound.

[via IHeartChaos]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Major League Baseball Players

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 3, 2013 at 9:00PM

It's just irresponsible of Yankee and Red Sox ownership not to put them in thunder coats.

[via AP]

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Hockey Players Are So Sexy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 3, 2013 at 5:00PM

At least he has teeth?

[via Unique Daily]

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The Royal Marines Dance To 'Call On Me' For No Discernible Reason

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 31, 2013 at 5:00PM

Oh great, I just deployed a bunch of Royal Seamen onto my keyboard.

[via Video Fantastica]thumbmarines

Happy Weekend, Drink Responsibly

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 31, 2013 at 2:00PM

Yoga is so much harder when you're an alcoholic douchebag.

[via BroBible]

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