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I say we take back Angelina's Oscar, shatter it into pieces, and divvy 'em up among these ladies.

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In Japan, shin injuries are the highest form of comedy.

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"The miracle of life is beautiful!" -My 9th grade biology teacher, who's neither one of these dudes.

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They're doing their best "Midwestern American" impression.

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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week Daniel did an Oscars Spoiler Alert (above)
• A guy failed at releasing an animal
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for some vagina strumming
• A woman used a car wash to clean her behind in this week's Video Breakdown
• And Daniel did a web chat with a bedroom weightlifter.

Things I Am More Ready For: A heart attack, a zombie attack, a bear attack.

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"Uh, is it too late for us to transfer to the poop cruise?"

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Aww man, they edited out the heart attack.

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Unless you're a pencil or a pen, don't look at him.

Remember when he came on the show and did Me And Daniel Tosh? That was a good day.

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I'll give you two hints: a jug of moisturizer and this video.

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