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He was just seeing if there was any coke in there.

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Finally everyone can stop wondering what you'll pick as your Julliard audition monologue.

Watch Steve's original, and dare I say poignant, speech here.

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Hey Baby Girl (above)
• A seahorse gave birth
• A little girl pooped down the slide
• We put 20 Seconds on the Clock for some fat soccer skills
• The worst rescue team ever flailed around in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel looked back on some "What's Your Name?" submissions
• And Daniel discussed segregated proms.

Wow, looks like he's got a lot on his mind. Like "Do I have enough Weight Watcher's Points for a birdhouse later?"

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Weird that he lives in a castle but can't afford a belt.

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…Dad?

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"My bad, Ms. Frizzle. Gurl, that's a booty valve!"

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I feel like she should meet last night's Web Redemption. Something tells me they'd hit it off.

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What do we think he's bumpin' in the headphones? New JT?

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"By the way, whose kids are you and where am I?"

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