Tosh.0 Blog http://wpadmin.tosh.comedycentral.com Just another ComedyCentral Blog Main Site weblog Tue, 21 May 2013 23:00:07 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 What You're Saying About Tosh.0 http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/what-youre-saying-about-tosh-0-717/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/what-youre-saying-about-tosh-0-717/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 23:00:07 +0000 Sam Jarvis http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68671 naptime

You are very dressed up for nap time, FuckMeBarbie69.

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/what-youre-saying-about-tosh-0-717/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Every Office Has An Asshole http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/every-office-has-an-asshole/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/every-office-has-an-asshole/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 22:00:28 +0000 Matt Koff http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68690 assholetat

"Yep, I work with some real turds."

[via Acid Cow]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/every-office-has-an-asshole/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Get It? Because 'Women' http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/get-it-because-women/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/get-it-because-women/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 21:00:19 +0000 Matt Koff http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68685 thumbtampax

Throw in some driving lessons and you've got yourself a deal.

[via Uber Humor]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/get-it-because-women/feed/ 0 <_edit_lock><_edit_last> What You're Missing On The Internet http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/what-youre-missing-on-the-internet-17/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/what-youre-missing-on-the-internet-17/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 20:30:19 +0000 Sam Jarvis http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68663 juggalookcupid

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via Juggalos of OKCupid]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/what-youre-missing-on-the-internet-17/feed/ 0 <_edit_lock><_edit_last> Is This Cotton? I Don't Want Them To Shrink. http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/is-this-cotton-i-dont-want-them-to-shrink/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/is-this-cotton-i-dont-want-them-to-shrink/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 20:00:46 +0000 Sam Jarvis http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68650 chode

Let's play just the forehead.

[via Izismile]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/is-this-cotton-i-dont-want-them-to-shrink/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Fun New Stereotype: 'Asians Wear Too Many Ties' http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/fun-new-stereotype-asians-wear-too-many-ties/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/fun-new-stereotype-asians-wear-too-many-ties/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 19:00:00 +0000 Matt Koff http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68681 twoties

Gala in the front, corporate takeover in the back.

[via Izismile]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/fun-new-stereotype-asians-wear-too-many-ties/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> He's Makin' A Run For It http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/makin-a-run-for-it/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/makin-a-run-for-it/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 18:00:05 +0000 Sam Jarvis http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68643 crossnaked

Yes Jesus is Asian, and yes he always uses crosswalks.

[via Kotaku]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/makin-a-run-for-it/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Adios, Amigos! http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/adios-amigos/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/adios-amigos/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 17:00:33 +0000 Matt Koff http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68665 coronacoffin

Spring break was crazy, bro.

[via The Chive]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/adios-amigos/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> This Person Should Be Famous http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/this-person-should-be-famous-30/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/this-person-should-be-famous-30/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 16:00:39 +0000 Sam Jarvis http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68580 So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

"Also, is it okay if we merge into your lane?"

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Daily of the Day]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/this-person-should-be-famous-30/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Support The Arts, Or Else http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/support-the-arts-or-else/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/support-the-arts-or-else/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 15:00:16 +0000 Matt Koff http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68658 chainsaws2

Are they or aren't they (chainsaw murderers)?

[via Break]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/support-the-arts-or-else/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> We All Have Places To Be http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/we-all-have-places-to-be/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/we-all-have-places-to-be/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 14:00:53 +0000 Sam Jarvis http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68584 subwayfun

Which is scarier: what he's coming home to, or touching anything on the subway?

[via Imgur]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/21/we-all-have-places-to-be/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> What You're Saying About Tosh.0 http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/what-youre-saying-about-tosh-0-716/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/what-youre-saying-about-tosh-0-716/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 23:00:57 +0000 Sam Jarvis http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68609 Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

so good

One day we'll be great, and then you won't be able to watch it at all.

And here's a special What You're Saying About Sam:

wyssam

You're so sweet! Thank you for believing in my life choices.

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Complete this sentence: "Riding your bike in the city takes a lot of ________."

[via Acid Cow]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/im-a-real-biker-in-the-sack/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Pink And Blue? Now Everyone Can Wear It! http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/pink-and-blue/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/pink-and-blue/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 21:00:33 +0000 Sam Jarvis http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68573 peeandpoopshirt

It's either this or I <3 NY.

[via Izismile]

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via The Chive]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/what-youre-missing-on-the-internet-16/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Flower Child http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/tosh-0-caption-challenge-flower-child/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/tosh-0-caption-challenge-flower-child/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 20:00:28 +0000 Sam Jarvis http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68619 Flower Child Cap Chall

"You know where I really want bees to land? My nipples."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Daniel Zuchnik/Contributor/Getty Images]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/tosh-0-caption-challenge-flower-child/feed/ 0 <_edit_lock><_edit_last> Head Out On The Safeway http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/head-out-on-the-safeway/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/head-out-on-the-safeway/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 19:00:29 +0000 Matt Koff http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68633 oldguy

This is one dude you don't want to steal a Werther's Original from.

[via The Chive]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/head-out-on-the-safeway/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> You're Not Ready For This Honey http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/youre-not-ready-for-this-honey/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/youre-not-ready-for-this-honey/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 18:00:59 +0000 Matt Koff http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68628 bearspread1

All right, which one of you gave Ursula a case of Smirnoff Ice?

[via Break]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/youre-not-ready-for-this-honey/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> There's No Vaccine For Ugly Footwear http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/theres-no-vaccine-for-ugly-footwear/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/theres-no-vaccine-for-ugly-footwear/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 17:00:35 +0000 Matt Koff http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68554 adidas

These sneakers are really popular in Africa.

[via Uber Humor]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/theres-no-vaccine-for-ugly-footwear/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> There Is ONE Upside To Shopping http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/there-is-one-upside-to-shopping/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/there-is-one-upside-to-shopping/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 16:00:56 +0000 Sam Jarvis http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68560 nipple touch

"That's right, son. Very gentle." -His dad, who is taking this photo.

[via I am Bored]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/there-is-one-upside-to-shopping/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> You And Me Both, Brother http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/you-and-me-both-brother/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/you-and-me-both-brother/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 15:00:47 +0000 Matt Koff http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68545 panerablow

Not until your salads agree to toss my salad.

[via Izismile]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/you-and-me-both-brother/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Cool Tattoo. I Like The Veins. http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/cool-tattoo-i-like-the-veins/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/cool-tattoo-i-like-the-veins/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 14:00:10 +0000 Sam Jarvis http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68565 dicktattoo

He lost his actual dick in 'nam.

[via Barstool]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/20/cool-tattoo-i-like-the-veins/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> WTFriday http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/17/wtfriday-177/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/17/wtfriday-177/#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 23:00:17 +0000 Sam Jarvis http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68547

I completely understand him, but I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering what the hell that chick is doing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Unique Daily]

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/17/wtfriday-177/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> What You're Saying About Tosh.0 http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/17/what-youre-saying-about-tosh-0-715/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/17/what-youre-saying-about-tosh-0-715/#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 22:00:19 +0000 Matt Koff http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68542 Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

wysnudes

Only 999,999 to go!

]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/17/what-youre-saying-about-tosh-0-715/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Crimson Tide http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/17/crimson-tide/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/05/17/crimson-tide/#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 21:00:38 +0000 Matt Koff http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=68526 crimsontide

The beach is fun. Period.

[via Acid Cow]

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