I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Next Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel dusts this couple off and gives them another wedding.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

Have you ever had a dream where you win the lottery and then you wake up and find 3 dollars in your pants pocket and it's like your dream sort of came true except to much, much less exciting extent?

That's what this blog post is for Cacie.

She might look a little trashy, but… uh… you know…

[via Izismile]

Remember last time Tom Brady was on a water slide? Hahaha. Good stuff, Internet.

Gisele's husband cannot fucking ride a water slide and look happy at the same time.

[via Chive]

Remember how upset she was when you got her red roses instead of pink? Imagine how upset she'll be when you cremate her instead of bury her.

[via The Clearly Dope]

"If there really is a God, how do you explain the shape of my penis!?"

[via theCHIVE]

It was supposed to be a unicorn, but my mom yelled
at me for using the horn I found in her dresser.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Doug Wilson.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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Mein Kampf?  More like Mein Carp, amirite??!?

#PhoneItInPhridays

[via Blame It on the Voices]

This is the specific plastic bag that Katy Perry is always saying she feels like.

[via BIOTV]

It's hard to tell how many pages it would be if it wasn't written on Daniel's naked body.

This video is called "Fur Fright 2011 Thriller Dance." I know many of you have been thinking, "Mike, it's been awhile since you last posted a video of furries dancing to Michael Jackson for us to rename."  I can read your thoughts.  Wish granted.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Jay Buttel with his title "Finally, a bitch who does what she's told."  It's funny because the word bitch can mean a female dog or also serve as derogatory slang against a woman.  Congratulations, Jay!

"@heidimontag I don't know what anyone is talking about I thought you looked SUPER CLASSY on The Hills!" – @ToddlersAndTiara

[via afternoonsnoozebutton]

Since I know that Joakim Noah actually is a horrible dancer because I went to college with him and have seen him dance and also (fun fact!) his hair touched the top of our ceiling when he walked through our dorm hallway, I'm guessing that the rest of Will Ferrell's introductions are also 100% true.

If you're a bird, I'm a bird, Derrick Rose.

He announced the Hornets lineup too. It's after the jump…

[via EW]

"Oh, what Giants player do I want to see? I thought you asked what player I've slept with had the most giant dick. Woooo! Go Jets!"

[via The DW]

There's only so much Uno one family can play.

[via I Am Bored]

If you have to end your night with what's on the bottom shelf, your Valentine's Day probably didn't go as well as anticipated.

[via IAB]

I was fine with California legalizing the sale of pot, but this is getting a little ridiculous.

[via Izismile]

But not as big of a dick as you are.

[via Lulz]

"Ha.  You think we're lucky we're alive?  Let's just say you should be thankful we didn't realize our state had banned late-term abortions."

[via Happy Place]

Were you watching Tosh.0 from the top of a staircase? Because that's weird. Get a couch.

Hey, Johhny, a little respect.  It isn't just "Fanny's web redemption."  There's also that girl who isn't Fanny.

But hope this cheers you up.  I'm sure it cheers up Fanny to know she has creepy stalkers like you out there.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Could be worse. I know someone stuck with the name Mike Pomranz.

[via toNSFW]

ME: Do I have something stuck in my teeth?

YOU: Yes.  I told you.  10 packages worth of spinach!

[via Reddit]

You could replace the word "chickens" with "my fans" and I swear to you, Daniel gave this exact same speech yesterday.

[via BIOTV]