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MTV Beach House should really give up.

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He has a valid argument against anyone calling him a fat ass. But seriously, at what point does he float away?

[via College Humor]

Greg wanted to drive drunk. Problem solved.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I assume you wrote "more funny" to make it rhyme with "4:20" and not because you're high as a god damn kite.

Jerry was surprised to learn that he and these curious creatures had the very same fleshy lumps on their chest.

[via The Chive]

Next week: Free jalapeño poppers with proof of abortion!

[via Uber Humor]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The Will and Kate FaceSwap that conquers all other Will and Kate FaceSwaps.
• Here's Miley Cyrus twerking on stage with Juicy J. Liam must be thrilled.
• A crow that thinks he's a rooster. Stupid crow! You're a crow!
• Boob stress balls are definitely appropriate for work.
• The German Snuff Championships yield some of the silliest tobacco-in-nose photos ever.
• Breast milk flavored lollipops better be just for babies.
• A bear trying to drive a truck. Haven't you been to a circus? They can do stuff like that.
• Hot girls' titties! It's like a boob Christmas in the links today.
• A man broke into someone's home and demanded $3. He obviously REALLY wanted to buy a Vitamin Water.
• 10 unfortunate spelling mistaykes. See what I did there?
• A classic rope swing fail. Chick just face plants the shit out of that ground.
• And a baby thinks his dad's mole is a nipple. Because ew.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

I would have sex with all three.

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He's not a big fan of the whole white supremacy thing, but damn if the Klan doesn't build a fine chair.

[via Izismile]

Quick, whose eyes are more cold and dead?

[via Meme Center]