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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

Who Wants To Battle?

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 10, 2013 at 10:00PM

 

MTV Beach House should really give up.

[via Hyper Vocal]

The Body That Forgot To Digest

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 10, 2013 at 9:00PM

noass

He has a valid argument against anyone calling him a fat ass. But seriously, at what point does he float away?

[via College Humor]

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ass

body

digest

shape

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The Best Of Friends

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 10, 2013 at 8:00PM

concreteprank

Greg wanted to drive drunk. Problem solved.

[via Break]

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beer

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friends

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 10, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

more funny

I assume you wrote "more funny" to make it rhyme with "4:20" and not because you're high as a god damn kite.

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more funny

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Party Confusion

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 10, 2013 at 6:00PM

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Jerry was surprised to learn that he and these curious creatures had the very same fleshy lumps on their chest.

[via The Chive]

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beer

confused

drunk

fat guy

girls

party

virgin

Worst Groupon Ever

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 10, 2013 at 5:00PM

planb

Next week: Free jalapeño poppers with proof of abortion!

[via Uber Humor]

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beer

chalk

drink

plan b

pregnancy

Pregnant

shame

sign

walk

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 10, 2013 at 4:30PM

willkate

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via Buzzfeed]

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bear

boob

breast milk

crow

ew

faceswap

fail

german

girls

grammat

hot

juicy j

kate

links

lollipop

miley cyrus

mole

nipple

rooster

rope swing

snuff

spelling

truck

twerk

video

will

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Caliente!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 10, 2013 at 4:00PM

Caliente!

I would have sex with all three.

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[photo: Cindy Ord/Stringer/Getty Images]

Ku Klux Kraftsmanship

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 10, 2013 at 3:00PM

awkwardseat

He's not a big fan of the whole white supremacy thing, but damn if the Klan doesn't build a fine chair.

[via Izismile]

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awkward

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KKK

ku klux klan

Future Crime

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 10, 2013 at 2:00PM

kiddummy

Quick, whose eyes are more cold and dead?

[via Meme Center]

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