These Aren't My Shoes
If you've ever tried to clean up at the end of a party, just know that this is what you looked like.
[via The Clearly Dope]
Thug Life
Back when I was in high school we took our senior quotes seriously because they are obviously very important.
[via Reddit]
No One In Movies Gets It
Do they?
Also, that's the largest amount of time any adult should devote to "Tooth Fairy".
[Bottoms Up via The HD]
Everything's Better with Lightsabers
Someone took that goose attack video that everyone loved and added lightsabers to it.
Final verdict: Better than Star Wars Episodes 1 – 3 & 6, not as good as Episodes 4 & 5.
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Proof of Evolution
Turns out telling people to fuck off goes back to our oldest genetic ancestors.
[via Daily Picks and Flicks]
I Think She Likes Elmo
This is great for in the sack. While she goes down on you, Elmo can play with your nipples.
[via IAB]











