Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- The Will and Kate FaceSwap that conquers all other Will and Kate FaceSwaps.
- Here's Miley Cyrus twerking on stage with Juicy J. Liam must be thrilled.
- A crow that thinks he's a rooster. Stupid crow! You're a crow!
- Boob stress balls are definitely appropriate for work.
- The German Snuff Championships yield some of the silliest tobacco-in-nose photos ever.
- Breast milk flavored lollipops better be just for babies.
- A bear trying to drive a truck. Haven't you been to a circus? They can do stuff like that.
- Hot girls' titties! It's like a boob Christmas in the links today.
- A man broke into someone's home and demanded $3. He obviously REALLY wanted to buy a Vitamin Water.
- 10 unfortunate spelling mistaykes. See what I did there?
- A classic rope swing fail. Chick just face plants the shit out of that ground.
- And a baby thinks his dad's mole is a nipple. Because ew.
[photo via Buzzfeed]