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Am I Doing This Right?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

Most dogs mark their territory with pee, but Rufus is a goddamn professional.

[via Izismile]

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dog

marking

pets

poop

shit

territory

tree

weird

wtf

you're doing it wrong

Don't Ride Your Bike Near The Ol' T-Rex Place

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2014 at 2:00PM

How the hell is he touching kids with those tiny little arms?

[via Uber Humor]

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arrest

jail

kids

mugshot

offender

pedophile

record

sexual

warning

Best New Pub In Town

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's not quite as nice as Ye Olde Cock & Weave, but it's worth checking out.

[via World Duh]

Tara Reid In 2054

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 14, 2014 at 12:00PM

"Still probably would." -our blogger Josh

[via veooz]

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age

boob job

fake boobs

gross

implants

old

old woman

wtf

Should've Hit Ignore

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2014 at 11:00AM

And it killed her?! Damn, don't answer when Jesus calls.

[via Break]

Maybe It's Maybelline?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 14, 2014 at 10:00AM

Alice Cooper isn't aging well.

But at least he's consistent.

[via People of Walmart]

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makeup

old lady

spray

walmart

woman

wtf