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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

You'll Definitely Get A Boyfriend Now

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 30, 2013 at 2:00PM

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"Yeah no it looks great, I guess I was just hoping for more of a 'radish'."

[via Acid Cow]

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Keep Those Paws At 10 And 2 O'Clock, Mister

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 30, 2013 at 1:00PM

Is that dog female? Because if so, that's really dangerous.

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This Little Boy Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 30, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

"Try all you want, Ma. This cruise sucks and I'll probably never smile again."

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Videogum]

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He's Single, Ladies

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 30, 2013 at 11:00AM

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If you have to shit your pants, you could at least have the decency to wear a belt.

[via Izismile]

I Hate When Oprah Makes My Lunches

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 30, 2013 at 10:00AM

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"I said I wanted cheese, not cheddar."

[via The Chive]

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What You're Tweeting At Daniel

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

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Check out what our redeemed folks are up to! BK Chicken Fries is seeing if someone cheated with over 50 women, while Fired For Being Too Hot is servin' up a storm. Hope you tipped her 25%, kid.

Huge shout out to Adam for the Maury picture. You've got eyes like a HAWK.

Hey Katie, Need Me To Pull Over?

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 6:00PM

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Two things that don't mix: white cars and alcoholic friends.

[via Break]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 4:30PM

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

-Lingerie for men, because nothing soaks up ball sweat quite like lace

-McDonald's breakfast all day? Yes please with a side of hash browns.

-This bear escape looks a lot like a dude holding a piece of cardboard

-15 really bad engagement photos that make me happy I'm UTTERLY ALONE

-Some hot girl's asses, because texting them to one guy is fucking prude

-The best Larry David tattoos… pret-ty pret-ty cool

-A Kim Kardashian clone showed up in Ray-J's video. Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.

-Women are stupid. Here's why.

-Prison reviews on Yelp. May I serve my sentence at Rikers, Your Honor?

-And Obama with bangs.

[photo via HommeMystere]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Ravioli Race

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 4:00PM

Ravioli Race

I wouldn't barf if I were you, dude. That's just more sauce to deal with.

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Joking Aside, I Never Wanted Kids

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 3:00PM

"And that one's for ruining your mother's figure."

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