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Yes, it's true. "Kai The Hatchet-Wiedling Hitchhiker" is officially wanted for murder. His bail is set at $3 million dollars, he has cut his hair in attempt to conceal himself on the run, and the victim died of blunt force trama.

The SHOCKING part of this story, is that Kai is 34-years-old. Am I the only idiot who thought he was like, 22?

[via New York Magazine]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Come on, wouldn't u rather watch Tosh.0 with sexy singles in ur area? ;) ;) ;)

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog. 

MY Matt just sits at his desk looking up porn all day.

Did you guys get my joke about Matt, the other blogger? Kinda funny, huh?!

[via YouTube]

All day long? Is your baby daddy Scrooge McDuck?

[via The Chive]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• This might be the sexiest video on YouTube. The simplicity of it!
• A deer plowed through a bus window and lived to tell his deer friends about it.
• An inmate is suing Taco Bell for stealing his idea for the Doritos Locos shell. I believe him because if I were in jail I'd be coming up with great Doritos inventions as well.
• This power lift is 100% beast mode. Russia.
• What happens to the losing team's championship shirts? You will not be surprised by this.
• Don't be afraid of love!! God dammit this is a good video.
• Rihanna LOVES fingering herself. What! That's what her shirt says!
• A man robbed a store. His defense is that the store's called Finders Keepers. Fair argument, case dismissed.
• A dog is crying while watching Mufasa die in The Lion King. I feel you, bro.
• And a shopping cart fail compilation. It's as if the only thing they're good for is holding your groceries.

[photo via Barstool]

This one was free with the purchase of some milk!

[via Acid Cow]

This guy is either super cool or he just enjoys peeing on KitKats.

[via Acid Cow]

If a message in a bottle washes up on shore, he wants to be able to read it.

[via World Wide Interweb]

Remember what happened with the footstool? I WON'T BE BURNED AGAIN.

[via Break]

…And long walks on the beach.

[via The Chive]