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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 26

What You're Tweeting At Daniel

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

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Check out what our redeemed folks are up to! BK Chicken Fries is seeing if someone cheated with over 50 women, while Fired For Being Too Hot is servin' up a storm. Hope you tipped her 25%, kid.

Huge shout out to Adam for the Maury picture. You've got eyes like a HAWK.

Hey Katie, Need Me To Pull Over?

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 6:00PM

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Two things that don't mix: white cars and alcoholic friends.

[via Break]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 4:30PM

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

-Lingerie for men, because nothing soaks up ball sweat quite like lace

-McDonald's breakfast all day? Yes please with a side of hash browns.

-This bear escape looks a lot like a dude holding a piece of cardboard

-15 really bad engagement photos that make me happy I'm UTTERLY ALONE

-Some hot girl's asses, because texting them to one guy is fucking prude

-The best Larry David tattoos… pret-ty pret-ty cool

-A Kim Kardashian clone showed up in Ray-J's video. Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.

-Women are stupid. Here's why.

-Prison reviews on Yelp. May I serve my sentence at Rikers, Your Honor?

-And Obama with bangs.

[photo via HommeMystere]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Ravioli Race

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 4:00PM

Ravioli Race

I wouldn't barf if I were you, dude. That's just more sauce to deal with.

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Joking Aside, I Never Wanted Kids

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 3:00PM

"And that one's for ruining your mother's figure."

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Oh, My Mom Got This For Me

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Figures he'd sit next to the pink curtains.

[via Evil Milk]

I'll Get The Next One

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 1:00PM

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This photo takes place in the future when we finally figure out what to do with poor people who ride the bus.

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Excuse Me, Sir? You're About To Die.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 12:00PM

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It's bad luck to walk under a ladder and have someone fall on your head.

[via Break]

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Time To Get Wet

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 11:00AM

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I've been a lifeguard at this hotel since you were swimming around your father's pool.

[via Acid Cow]

Oopsie Daisy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 10:00AM

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"What? Yeah I'll check his pulse in a sec lemme just get this picture LOL."

[via UberHumor]

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