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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

What You're Tweeting At Daniel

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 25, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest stuff you're tweeting at Daniel Tosh.

WYtweeting at daniel

How thoughtful! So did he cum or what? Details!

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 25, 2013 at 6:00PM

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Talentless but successful? HE PAVED THE WAY FOR YOU, SHIA LABEOUF.

[via YouTube]

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Can You Tell Which One's Adopted?

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 25, 2013 at 5:00PM

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"Please put me down, in every sense of that phrase."

[via Acid Cow]

I Hate Harlem Shake Videos But In This One Someone Falls Into A Fire

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 25, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Thank you for saving me, Brendan. You have passed what I like to call the FIRE FRIENDSHIP TEST."

[via I am Bored]

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Oh, Vegan's My Mom's Name

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 25, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Yeah, everyone's a vegan until they're tempted by processed cow dick.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Tosh.0 Is Nominated For A Webby Award!!!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 25, 2013 at 2:00PM

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First of all we'd like to thank God for immediately giving us someone to thank.

Tosh.0 has been nominated for the Best Humor Website of the 2013 Webbys!! And let me tell you I am EXCITED.

According to The New York Times, a Webby Award is the "Internet's Highest Honor," which is pretty amazing because I always thought the internet's highest honor was having your face turn into a meme.

It's great to be nominated, even if we don't win, blah blah blah GAME ON.

So help a sister out and VOTE FOR US!

Nothing Stinks Up An Interior Like Old People

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 25, 2013 at 1:00PM

grandmatrailer

Hold tight, Nana. We'll be at the cliff in no time.

[via Acid Cow]

Consider This My Gift To You. You Guys Earned It.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 25, 2013 at 12:00PM

Did you say something? Sorry I'm busy doing ONE MILLION SQUATS.

[via Barstool]

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What A Waste Of Chocolate Dicks

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 25, 2013 at 11:00AM

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Can you believe that's only the third time I've said that today?

[via Izismile]

I Repeat DO NOT Use The Urinals

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 25, 2013 at 10:00AM

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You should definitely pee on this chair though.

[via Imgur]

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