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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 7:00PM

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You are very dressed up for nap time, FuckMeBarbie69.

Every Office Has An Asshole

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 21, 2013 at 6:00PM

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"Yep, I work with some real turds."

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

asshole

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Get It? Because 'Women'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 21, 2013 at 5:00PM

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Throw in some driving lessons and you've got yourself a deal.

[via Uber Humor]

Tags: 

chocolate

coupon

coupons

ladies

period

tampax

tampon

tampons

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 4:30PM

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via Juggalos of OKCupid]

Is This Cotton? I Don't Want Them To Shrink.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 4:00PM

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Let's play just the forehead.

[via Izismile]

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balls

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gross

hairy

penis

shirt

testicles

tshirt

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Fun New Stereotype: 'Asians Wear Too Many Ties'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 21, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Gala in the front, corporate takeover in the back.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

asian

asians

dr. tie

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ties

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He's Makin' A Run For It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Yes Jesus is Asian, and yes he always uses crosswalks.

[via Kotaku]

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art

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naked

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Adios, Amigos!

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 21, 2013 at 1:00PM

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Spring break was crazy, bro.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

beer

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coronas

death

spring break

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

"Also, is it okay if we merge into your lane?"

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Daily of the Day]

Tags: 

accident

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car

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Support The Arts, Or Else

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 21, 2013 at 11:00AM

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Are they or aren't they (chainsaw murderers)?

[via Break]

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