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"Timmy, how many times has mommy told you not to play near the precipice of death?"

[via Izismile]

Look he's got a lot of things to do today, and wiping his ass just isn't one of them.

[via I am Bored]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You're welcome.

I'll do it, Jae. But only because you're my sister.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments! Or else I'll get REALLY mad.

I have gonorrhea, and I don't care who in this dentist's parking lot knows it.

[via Break]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Waka Flocka Flame in the studio. Yeah he makes MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
• DVD that smells like pizza. Don't eat your DVDs.
• A doctor prescribed blowjobs. Suddenly husbands care about their wives' health.
• An Oreo spoon. This just in: your hands work fine for this task.
• 15 hotties you should be following on Instagram. Wait am I not on there??
• A Dutch TV host drank breast milk from a woman's titties. Where are the Dutch pancakes when you need 'em.
• Here's Anthony Weiner singing If I Only Had A Brain. Seems about right.
• Weed bacon? Eat bacon get high want food eat more bacon get more high. Slippery slope.
• Zombie Parkour is so internet trendy I'm surprised there isn't a cat meme in it.
• Another Busey Zone! This time talking about butt plugs and cows.
• And how to make a mini bow and arrow with flame arrows. It's summer. Get crafty.

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I want to, but I'm having trouble finding your establishment's fart box.

[via The Chive]

That's right: mixed race couples!

[via Izismile]

It's a gymnast, it's a dog, it's Superman!

[via Uberhumor, Uberhumor again, I am Bored]

Reading is going to be tough now that this video made my eyes melt.

[via DoucheChillz]