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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

Breakfast Is 30 Miles South Of Indianapolis Today

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 22, 2013 at 12:00PM

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"Is Orange Juice meeting us down there?"

"Yep. And Yogurt Parfait."

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

banana

breakfast

eat

food

toast

travel

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It Better Not Rain Before They Come Home

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 22, 2013 at 11:00AM

chalkpoo

Wow, the Stevenson's daughter is kind of a bitch.

Great handwriting though.

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

chalk

dog

mean

poo

shit

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What Do You Mean I Missed A Spot?!

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 22, 2013 at 10:00AM

backhair

"I ain't crazy 'bout it myself, but my cousin thinks it's sexy."

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

!

?

?!

backhair

hair

redneck

white trash

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 7:00PM

naptime

You are very dressed up for nap time, FuckMeBarbie69.

Every Office Has An Asshole

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 21, 2013 at 6:00PM

assholetat

"Yep, I work with some real turds."

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

asshole

body

intestine

intestines

people

wtf

Get It? Because 'Women'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 21, 2013 at 5:00PM

thumbtampax

Throw in some driving lessons and you've got yourself a deal.

[via Uber Humor]

Tags: 

chocolate

coupon

coupons

ladies

period

tampax

tampon

tampons

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 4:30PM

juggalookcupid

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via Juggalos of OKCupid]

Is This Cotton? I Don't Want Them To Shrink.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 4:00PM

chode

Let's play just the forehead.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

balls

chode

gross

hairy

penis

shirt

testicles

tshirt

wtf

Fun New Stereotype: 'Asians Wear Too Many Ties'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 21, 2013 at 3:00PM

twoties

Gala in the front, corporate takeover in the back.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

asian

asians

dr. tie

neckwear

scientist

ties

two ties

He's Makin' A Run For It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 2:00PM

crossnaked

Yes Jesus is Asian, and yes he always uses crosswalks.

[via Kotaku]

Tags: 

art

asia

cross

crucifix

naked

nude

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