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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

Looks Like the Sagging Pants Trend Is Over…

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 27, 2011 at 1:00PM

But now kids are taking it WAY too far in the other direction.

[via Pleated Jeans/Poorly Dressed]

Tags: 

clothes

fashion

pants

pulled up

school

students

Having the Most Badass Jack-o'-Lantern on Your Block Is Easy

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 27, 2011 at 12:00PM

"Mom, I can't do the jack-o'-lantern this year.  We're out of scotch tape."

"Just use the goddamn glue!"

[via Reddit]

How Much Of Bill Clinton's Thighs Can You Handle?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 27, 2011 at 11:00AM

That much? Or are you too distracted by Al to even care?

The inconvenient truth is that running shorts are very thin.

[via Buzzfeed]

They Told Me I Could Be Anything I Wanted…

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 27, 2011 at 10:00AM

So I became a throne.

[via Izismile]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 26, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

It is going to be so awkward when Anthony realizes his entire office reads the Tosh.0 blog.

Tags: 

fan

murder

office

prison

Tosh.0 blog

tweet

twitter

Fan Favorites: Wig Dive Breakdown

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 26, 2011 at 6:00PM

Ctrl-C.  Ctrl-V.  Wish granted.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Make Your List And Check It Twize

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 26, 2011 at 5:00PM

Step 1: Clean pitz and ass

Step 2: Invite hot chick over

Step 3: Feed her tuna sammies with a side of tuna tacos

Step 4: Wrap dong

Step 5: Do the nazasty

[via HappyPlace]

Tags: 

funny

ghetto

grocery list

list

walmart

Get Whatever Tattoo Makes You Happy

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 26, 2011 at 4:00PM

"I want a badass tattoo that says 'COOL DOWN BITCH.'  Or better yet, if you could do some sort of picture that gets the same idea across…"

[via The Clearly Dope]

The Scariest Video You'll See All Week

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 26, 2011 at 3:00PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[via VVV]

Tags: 

children

cute

dinosaur

halloween

kid

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Why So Sexist, Google?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 26, 2011 at 2:00PM

Ok, next question, Google. How do I clean my Mac?

Did you mean: How do I clean my kitchen?

[via BIOTV]

Tags: 

cranky

google

google search

men

women

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