Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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"Mom, I can't do the jack-o'-lantern this year. We're out of scotch tape."
"Just use the goddamn glue!"
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That much? Or are you too distracted by Al to even care?
The inconvenient truth is that running shorts are very thin.
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Step 1: Clean pitz and ass
Step 2: Invite hot chick over
Step 3: Feed her tuna sammies with a side of tuna tacos
Step 4: Wrap dong
Step 5: Do the nazasty
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"I want a badass tattoo that says 'COOL DOWN BITCH.' Or better yet, if you could do some sort of picture that gets the same idea across…"
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Ok, next question, Google. How do I clean my Mac?
Did you mean: How do I clean my kitchen?
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